For a second I thought this was the new supernatural season ten opener
I knew I’d see this with the Supernatural title eventually, I wasn’t expecting it to be a day later.
This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.
The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”
The first paragraph starts like this:“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”
my own hair is fine
oh my god where can i buy this
I need this book in my life! Someone please buy me this book! I’ll love you 5ever!!!
thats a barnes and noble
The praises at the beginning of the book tho:
“I’m laughing as much as I was when I read the original Fifty Shades.” —Alyssa Palmer, erotic romance author of Prohibited Passion
“I’m not telling you to buy Fifty Shames of Earl Grey because I’m banging the author. I’m telling you to buy Fifty Shames of Earl Grey AND I’m banging the author.” —Tiffany Reisz, author of the BDSM erotica series, The Original Sinners
look what satan does to people
Who gave you the fucking right?
I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great
yo how much dirt you gotta throw in the ocean to make a new country
ok seriously i bought this strawberries and cream tea and it smells so good, and the colour is amazing, its a deep red and looks like its gonna taste so good. then you go and drink it and ur whole night is ruined bc it literally tastes like water. ZERO TASTE. NOT IMPRESSED